Most Of Us Are Aware Of The Inter House Brawling, Flaming, Slagging
Going On Between Both Sides Of The House. And Lets Be Clear One
Side Is As Bad As The Other. Were All A Bit Tired Of The Same Old
Reteric Floating Around The Boards, And I Here Many Calls From The
Not So Agressive Parties, Myself Included, For The Warring Parties To
GROW UPSo With A Little Help From Friends I've Found A Few Signs For Us To
Look For In These Nameless People To See If They Really Are
http://[u]GROWING UP[/u]Here They Are :-
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
15. You take naps from noon to 6 PM
16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
17. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
18. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not condoms and pregnancy tests.
19. A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again."
22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
23. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
24. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
