I'm Back Again I've Been Reading The News
But So Far I Haven't Found Too Many Views
But I Think That's A Winner And Not A Lose
Obviously MX Is Fine, That's What People Choose
Old Ghostship, Me Here And Sometimes The King
Do Such A Good Job With The Advice And Help Thing
Their Heads Must Sometimes Go Buzz And Go Ring
And All The Others Too, Their Praises I Sing
V Is For Very And Vicious And Most, Of All
L Is For Hatred For KM And Ghost, And
A Is For Already Locked Up This Post, But
D Is For Do It Again, With A Different Host, So
D Is Don't Wanna Hear It Again, So Say Most
So Why Do These People Keep Trying This Crap
Do They Think We Will All Fall In To Their Trap
Cause We Dont Need A Guide Or Road Map
To See That KM Is Really A Nice Chap
OK Sometimes KM's Thoughts You Might Not Wanna Hear
Cause In The Vocab There Seems Something To Fear
And Now And Again There's A Smirk Or A Sneer
But Thats Just KM. Just Give Him A Beer.
Then Theres Some Charlie A Singer Called Gnarley
Who Topped The Charts All Over And Even In Bali
He's More Famous Now Than Mohamed Ali
Oh God The RIAA Must Be Really Really Snarly
Cause He Did It In Downloads And Not CD Sales
The Figures He Got Must Make The RIAA Pale
Its Speaks For Itself Come Sunshine, Rain Or Hail
Just Another One In Their Coffin We Happily Nail
And Why KM Why Is That Page Not Found Why
This Chap Wants You To Tell Him, Come Do Or Come Die
But Me Thinks Dear Boy, Your Arse He's Trying To Fry
So KM To The Rescue Again What A Relief. What A Sigh.
And Where Is Me Here, Is She On Annual Leave
She Certainly Needs It, Wears Her Heart On Her Sleeve
But KM Giving Her Time Off, Its Hard To Believe
I Think Her Winking Avatar She Has Gone To Retrieve
You Pay Her Too Much I've Told You Before
And I'm Certainly Not Gonna Tell You No More
You've Seen What Happens, Just Lay Down The Law
And Tell Her No Holidays, No More, For Sure
And Tell Her KM, To Get Rid Of Those M&M's On A Stick
And Please Do It Right Now, And Be Ever So Quick
Cause There Sending Me Dizzy And Are Making Me Sick
I Need That Smiling Face Now Please Make Her Click
And Then Connect WIn MX At Work Did He Say
Thats Sounds Like Less Work And Much More Play
I Hope That He's Going To Take A Cut In His Pay
Cause He'll Be Downloading On MX All Bloody Day
And Last But Not Least I Say Vote For The Ghost
Cause He's The Best One I Think To Take Up The Post
Of Community Leader For All, Oh Well Most
Of The People I Know So Lets Have A Toast
That's All Folks I Can Manage For News Of The Day
So Be Very Nice People, And Dare I Just Say
A Blocked IP A Day
Keeps The RIAA Away
Le WOMBAT 05 April 06
