I was digging through some of the files I have downloaded or copied in the past from the MXControl Metis Code Vault and this is one that I found.. Im no metis expert so if there are any corrections that need be made then please do tell us here, I also am not aware of who originally posted or wrote this one so if it looks familiar to you then do tell who so we can credit them for the work..
<config>
<OnEnter type="script">
// randomize welcome message:
<out type="push" extdata="0">%RANDOMNUM[5]%</out>
<out type="push" extdata="1" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="0">Hello, </out>
<out type="push" extdata="1" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="1">Welcome, </out>
<out type="push" extdata="1" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="2">Hi, </out>
<out type="push" extdata="1" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="3">Hi there, </out>
<out type="push" extdata="1" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="4">Howdy, </out>
<out type="push" extdata="1" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="5">There you are, </out>
// build welcome based on number of shared files:
<out type="push" extdata="2" condition="2" lvalue="%FILES%" rvalue="50">do you think it is nice to share so few files?</out>
<out type="push" extdata="2" condition="3" lvalue="%FILES%" rvalue="49">good to see that you know how to share!</out>
// build linetype message
<out type="push" extdata="3" condition="1" lvalue="%LINE%" rvalue="Unknown">Why don't you know your connection type?</out>
<out type="push" extdata="3" condition="4" lvalue="%LINE%" rvalue="K">Aww, %LINE% only? Poor soul.</out>
<out type="push" extdata="3" condition="4" lvalue="%LINE%" rvalue="ISDN">Can't afford a DSL line?</out>
<out type="push" extdata="3" condition="1" lvalue="%LINE%" rvalue="DSL">DSL rocks!</out>
<out type="push" extdata="3" condition="1" lvalue="%LINE%" rvalue="Cable">Cable rocks!</out>
<out type="push" extdata="3" condition="1" lvalue="%LINE%" rvalue="T3+">Showing off with your T3+ line?</out>
<out type="push" extdata="3" condition="1" lvalue="%LINE%" rvalue="T1">Showing offwith your T1 line?</out>
// build 2nd welcome randomly
<out type="push" extdata="0">%RANDOMNUM[2]%</out>
<out type="push" extdata="4" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="0">Interesting gossip: Do you think I am a real person? Do you think that is air what you are breathing?</out>
<out type="push" extdata="4" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="1">Note that your IP and stay time are logged and that abusive behaviour will be reported to your ISP.</out>
<out type="push" extdata="4" condition="1" lvalue="%USERVAR[0]%" rvalue="2">Interesting gossip: Do you think I am a real person? Do you think that is air what you are breathing?</out>
// Now print it out
<out type="normal" delay="200">#private %RAWNAME% #message %USERVAR[1]% %USERVAR[2]% %USERVAR[3]%</out>
<out type="noraml" delay="200">#private %RAWNAME% #message %USERVAR[4]%</out>
<out>Powered by Metis %VERSION%</out>
</OnEnter>
</config>