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Here is a silly script I've been farting with, it will display one random saying about every hour.

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<out>#c2#Whats the least populated state? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Wyoming</out>
<out>#c2#What came first: The AAA or the gas station? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#AAA</out>
<out>#c2#How much did paperbacks originaly cost? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#10 cents..Called dime novels</out>
<out>#c2#Where did the abacus originate? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Egypt</out>
<out>#c2#What is a cynophobic afraid of? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Dogs</out>
<out>#c2#What percent of U.S book sold are paperbacks? ..........#c8#Answer #c67%</out>
<out>#c2#What is the lifespan of a housefly? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#2 weeks</out>
<out>#c2#Who got the Panama Canal on Dec 31, 1999? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Panama</out>
<out>#c2#Name Michael Jackson's chimpanzee? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Bubbles</out>
<out>#c2#Whats a mazurka? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Polish folk dance</out>
<out>#c2#Does an oscar or 5 pounds of patatos weigh more? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Oscar</out>
<out>#c2#How many presidents have been left handed? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#4</out>
<out>#c2#What 60's show starred Clint Eastwood? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Rawhide</out>
<out>#c2#What does a camel store in its humps? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Fat</out>
<out>#c2#How many decibels is a jets takeoff? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#100</out>
<out>#c2#Does a frog or toad move faster? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Frog</out>
<out>#c2#How many years bad luck for breaking a mirror? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#7</out>
<out>#c2#Name the only great lake entirely in the U.S? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Michigan</out>
<out>#c2#Whats both a brand nome of gum and an anti-tank weapon? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Bazooka</out>
<out>#c2#What is a young female cow called? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Heifer</out>
<out>#c2#Name the oldest fastfood hambuger chain? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#White Castle, 1921</out>
<out>#c2#What is the most dangerous job in terms of injuries? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Garbageman</out>
<out>#c2#In what decade were girls known as "flappers"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#1920</out>
<out>#c2#What country recieves the most tourists? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#France</out>
<out>#c2#Name the tree that never losses its leaves? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Evergreen</out>
<out>#c2#T or F: Taller executive command higher salaries? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#True</out>
<out>#c2#Name the first successful paper cup? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Dixie</out>
<out>#c2#What is a young female racehorse called? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Filly</out>
<out>#c2#What did Alexander Bell's assistant invent? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#The phone booth</out>
<out>#c2#Do airplane tires wear more on takeoff or landing? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Neither.. From taxiing on the ground</out>
<out>#c2#Whose writings inspired the musical "Cats"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#T S Eliot</out>
<out>#c2#How many legs does an insect have? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#6</out>
<out>#c2#What stste are "Cajuns" native to? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Louisiana</out>
<out>#c2#What does "POW" stand for? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Prisoner of war</out>
<out>#c2#What is the road runners cry? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Beep beep</out>
<out>#c2#What country has the highest life expectancy? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Japan</out>
<out>#c2#What 1958 fad features large plastic rings? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#The hola hoops</out>
<out>#c2#How did Tomas Edison propose to his wife? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#By telegraph</out>
<out>#c2#Do dogs in the wild, bark? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#No</out>
<out>#c2#What is the secret identity of Diana Prince? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Wonder woman</out>
<out>#c2#How did the America's cup get its name? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#From a winning boat</out>
<out>#c2#What super hero flies an invisable jet? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Wonder woman</out>
<out>#c2#What state's name means "green mountains"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Vermont</out>
<out>#c2#How much money is two bits? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#25 cents</out>
<out>#c2#How many pecks in a bushel? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#4</out>
<out>#c2#What colour is a grasshopper's blood? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#White</out>
<out>#c2#How many sides does a decagon have? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#10</out>
<out>#c2#How many decibels are in normal conversation? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#30</out>
<out>#c2#What clour are your bones? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Beige to a light brown</out>
<out>#c2#Why was the Secret Service founded? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#To catch counterfiters</out>
<out>#c2#What is the monetary name of a small pancake? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Silver dollar</out>
<out>#c2#What foot did Neil Armstrong first set on the moon? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Left</out>
<out>#c2#Can peanut butter remove gum from your hair? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Yes</out>
<out>#c2#The city of Buffalo is named after what animal? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#None - The name can from a Freanch phrase</out>
<out>#c2#Is a Macadamian or Filbert a nut? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Filbert - Macadamian is a seed</out>
<out>#c2#What is the speed limit on the Autobahn? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#There is none</out>
<out>#c2#What makes bullet-proof glass, bulletproof? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Many layers of plastic</out>
<out>#c2#Where was the first subway in the U.S? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Boston</out>
<out>#c2#At what age was the world's oldest driver? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#105</out>
<out>#c2#What percent of your bones are in your feet? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#25%</out>
<out>#c2#How long are elephant's eyelashes? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#4 inches</out>
<out>#c2#What percent of adult wear a costume on Helloween? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#20%</out>
<out>#c2#What is a female firefly called? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#A glowworm</out>
<out>#c2#How mant drivers sing in there cars? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Almost 80%</out>
<out>#c2#What possession of "The FONZ" is in the Smithsonium? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Leather coat</out>
<out>#c2#What countries flag is solid green? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Libya</out>
<out>#c2#What chemical constantly rains down on Venus? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Sulfuric acid</out>
<out>#c2#What colour is Mr Spock's blood? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Green</out>
<out>#c2#How many inventions did Edison patent? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#1093</out>
<out>#c2#Where is 90% of the worlds ice? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Antartica</out>
<out>#c2#What presidnt resigned the presidency? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Richard Nixon</out>
<out>#c2#What state has the most miles of road? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Texas</out>
<out>#c2#What percent of the population snores? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#27%</out>
<out>#c2#Whats US's most crooked street? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Lombard street in SF.</out>
<out>#c2#What insect moves its head without moveing it body? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Praying Mantus</out>
<out>#c2#Where do earthworms breath from? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Their skins</out>
<out>#c2#What food was origanly called "hoecakes"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Pancakes</out>
<out>#c2#What are the green giant's only words? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Ho ho ho</out>
<out>#c2#Where do earthworms breath from? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Their skins</out>
<out>#c2#What state capital has its state in its name? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Indianapolus</out>
<out>#c2#What work rhymes with orange? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#There is none</out>
<out>#c2#What's the road dymbol for restraunt? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Knife and fork</out>
<out>#c2#T or F = Air Force One is whatever plane the president is on? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#True</out>
<out>#c2#How often is biennial? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Every two years</out>
<out>#c2#At what age can a rat give birth? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#4 weeks</out>
<out>#c2#What word rhymes with purple? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#There is none</out>
<out>#c2#What is Colonel Sanders first name? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Harland</out>
<out>#c2#What word means useing both hands equally well? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Ampidextrous</out>
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Here are a few more i made up, just add them to the list

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out>#c2#What were the smallest mouseketeers called? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Meesketeers</out>
<out>#c2#What does a hippophobic fear? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Horses</out>
<out>#c2#What does MIA mean? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Missing in action</out>
<out>#c2#What were adult mouseketeers called? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Mooseketeers</out>
<out>#c2#How long was Washington's second inaugural address? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#90 seconds</out>
<out>#c2#What cat was the first animated animal star? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Felix</out>
<out>#c2#What 2 English words end with "gry"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Hungry and Angry</out>
<out>#c2#How short was the shortest Miss America? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#5 foot 1 inch</out>
<out>#c2#In what country was the toothbrush invented? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#China in 1498</out>
<out>#c2#Do biblical angels have wings? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Its never mentioned</out>
<out>#c2#Allen "Rocky" Lane was the voice of what horse? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Mr. Ed</out>
<out>#c2#Eskimo's have over 100 words for what? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Ice and Snow</out>
<out>#c2#What do the names of Siamese twins Chang and Eng mean? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Right and Left</out>
<out>#c2#Whats the Hawian word for a garland of flowers? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Lie</out>
<out>#c2#How many hours a day does a Koala Bear sleep? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#22 hours</out>
<out>#c2#T or F: David Letterman was once a TV weatherman? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#True</out>
<out>#c2#Are there antelope in North America? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#No</out>
<out>#c2#What comic strip was originally called L'il Folks? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Peanuts</out>
<out>#c2#What forbidden fruit was eaten by Adan and Eve? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#No specific fruit is mentioned</out>
<out>#c2#What dog has the best smell? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Bloodhound</out>
<out>#c2#What comic strip was named after Howdy Dodie's peanut gallery? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Peanuts</out>
<out>#c2#What did Al Capone's oldest brother do for a living? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Police officer</out>
<out>#c2#How many baseball games has Charlie Brown won? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#0</out>
<out>#c2#What city is called "Beantown"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Boston</out>
<out>#c2#Is an elephant afraid of mice? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#No</out>
<out>#c2#What male animal has an 8 foot tail? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Giraffe</out>
<out>#c2#T or F: A British Billion is a U.S trillion? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#True</out>
<out>#c2#What ride was invented by George W Ferris? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Ferris wheel</out>
<out>#c2#Who was actress Norma Jean Baker? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Marilyn Monroe</out>
<out>#c2#What is a young goat called? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Kid</out>
<out>#c2#Was Johnny Appleseed a real person? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Yes, his real name was John Chapman</out>
<out>#c2#What president had one real tooth on inauguration day? ..........#c8#George Washington #c62#No</out>
<out>#c2#What does COD stand for? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Cash on delivery</out>
<out>#c2#How long can a camel last without water? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#8 weeks</out>
<out>#c2#What does ASAP stand for? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#As soon as possible</out>
<out>#c2#What bird has nostrils at the top of its beak? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Kiwi bird</out>

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and a few more..

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<out>#c2#Who was the first American born president? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Martin Van Buren</out>
<out>#c2#Why did the Yankee's begin wearing pinstripes? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#To make Babe Ruth look thinner</out>
<out>#c2#What is the name of the horse in the song, "jinglebells"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Bobtail</out>
<out>#c2#In what country was the automabile invented? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Germany</out>
<out>#c2#T or F: George Washinton was Martha's 2nd husband? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#True</out>
<out>#c2#Who is Cator Oyl's cartoon sister? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Olive Oyl</out>
<out>#c2#What shape are Wendy's hamburgers? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Square</out>
<out>#c2#What president smokes 20 cigars a day? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Ulisses S Grant</out>
<out>#c2#Which of the three stooges were real live brothers? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Moe and Curly</out>
<out>#c2#What zodiac sign is an inanamate objest? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Lebra, the scales</out>
<out>#c2#What presidential box has gone unused for 130 years? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Fords Theater</out>
<out>#c2#What president was born on July 4th? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Calvin Coolidge</out>
<out>#c2#What souped up trucks have 6 foot tires? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Monster trucks</out>
<out>#c2#Does dry cleaning use water? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Yes</out>
<out>#c2#What is the only eagle native to North America? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#The bald eagle</out>
<out>#c2#What 9 lives cat flew first class? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Morris the cat</out>
<out>#c2#What flower blooms longer then any other flower? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Orcid</out>
<out>#c2#The 1940 Pacard offered what cool feature? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Air conditioning</out>
<out>#c2#What 5 flavors are standard in a roll of life savers? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Lemon, lime, Wild Cherry, Pineapple and orange</out>
<out>#c2#Is bamboo a tree or grass? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Grass</out>
<out>#c2#How many pounds of fries are eaten each year? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#5 billion</out>
<out>#c2#Is the cartoon mouse, Tom or Jerry? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Jerry</out>
<out>#c2#What was ET"s faverate candy? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Reece's pieces</out>
<out>#c2#What president earned a Ph.D degree? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Woodrow Wilson</out>
<out>#c2#What soft drink is the "Un-Cola"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#7-Up</out>
<out>#c2#What book was the sequel to Little Women? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Little Men*</out>
<out>#c2#What does GOP stand for? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Grand Old Party</out>
<out>#c2#What form of birth was named for a roman emperor? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Cesaraian Section</out>
<out>#c2#What president was the first to apper on tv? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Franklen D Roservelt</out>
<out>#c2#What does MSG stand for? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Monosodium Glutamate</out>
<out>#c2#What animals milk is the world's most popular? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Goat</out>
<out>#c2#Subbata is which day in the Russian week? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Saterday</out>
<out>#c2#Which of the 5 sences does a honeybee lack? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Hearing</out>
<out>#c2#Who was the youngest elected president? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#John F Kennedy</out>
<out>#c2#What car was known as the "Tin Lizzie"? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Model T Ford</out>
<out>#c2#What is the first word in the constution? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#We</out>
<out>#c2#What type of weapon does a swashbuckler use? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Sword</out>
<out>#c2#Name the world's largest sculpture? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Mount Rushmore</out>
<out>#c2#Lunes is what day in a Spanish week? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Monday</out>
<out>#c2#What dinosaur is the tyrant lizard king? ..........#c8#Answer #c62#Tyranasorus Rex</out>