As I Eagerly Await The Official Post
I Look And Try To Make The Most
Of All The Boards From Coast To Coast
And End Up Back At Win MX Host
I Searched All The New Posts In Every Forum
There All Filled With Discipline And Decorum
What I'm Looking For, I'm Not Quite Sure Em
By Now My Fingers Are Getting Rather Numb
Out To The Mailbox I Go, One More Time
The Birds Are Singing And The Weather's Fine
The Neighbours Washing's On The Line
It's Empty Again, Oh Well That's Just Fine
I Check My Eudora Mail And Others To
To See If There's An Inkling Or A Clue
But Alas, There's Nothing But A Spam Or Two
Oh Hell, I Don't Know What I'm Gonna Do
I Go Outside Again, This Time I'm On My Guard
Maybe It's Been Blown Somewhere In The Yard
I Frantically Look And look So Very Hard
But To My Regret There's No Damm Card
So Back To The Keyboard I Go, Folorn And Sad
But I'm Sure I'm Not The One And Only Lad
Who's Valentine Card Never Came, Never Had
That's OK, It's Not So Bad
Cause I Stick The Headphones On My Nut
Volume Up, A Sandwich Perching On My Gut
The Aircon's On, The Doors All Shut
And To The Music I Grind And Strut
And Within A Tune Or Two, I'm Again Sixteen
In The Land Of Discoteques And Beauty Queen
The Likes Of which, For A Long Time Havn't Seen
Cause I'm In The World Of Hope And Dream
The Memories All Come Flooding Back
Of Groovy Moves Down At "The Soul Shack"
Where There Playing Marvin Gayes New Track
You Can Go With Someone Or On Your Jack
The Nottingham Palais, I Went There To
Seven Women To Every Man, Whoopee Doo
With My Best Dress Suit And Dancing Shoe
Around The Dance Floor, I Just Flew
I Felt The Best, I Looked Just Fine
Any Woman There, She Could Be Mine
I Wake Up, Headphones Buzzing Down The Line
And Now Alas, Can't Even Get A Valentine
Le WOMBAT 14 FEB 06
