The "M" Behind The "K"

[WOMBAT]

As I Sit Here Watching Day By Day
With Up And Downloads Ticking Away
I Know, Just One More Time, I Gotta Say
Thank God For The "M" Behind The "K"

I Know I Speak For Lots Of Folk
And Some May Laugh, And Some May Joke
But All Agree It Was A Master Stroke
By All Associated With That "KM" Bloke

The New Are Here, And The Old Are Back
I'm No Longer Here On My Todd Or Jack
And When I Search, There's No Shortage Or Lack
Thanx To "K" An "M" And Desciple Pack

We Are Forever In Your Debt, For All Your Hours
Against Outstanding Odds And Formidable Powers
To Find You, We Won't Need To Search Or Scour
Cause Against Everyone Else Your Heads Shall Tower

You've Put The "F" Back In Free
And Taken The "M" From Monopoly
For That We Thank You With A Capitol "T"
And The Rest Is History

So Until Next Time, I Write A Line
That's Full Of Text Or Maybe Rhyme
Let Me Now, Just Take Some Time
To Say " Thanks To You, We're Doing Fine"

Le WOMBAT 12 FEB 06

[KM]

I have consulted the WinMX World Chief PR Consultant as to the best way to respond to the above post and his advice was that I write a poem back. I then spent some time attempting to write a program to compose a poem, before realising that there is no logic to poems so that would not be possible.

I then went to the Assistant to WinMX World's Cheif PR Consultant for a second opinion on how to respond to the above post and her advice was extremely helpful, she advised me to simply say thank you for the nice poem. So thank you for the nice poem.

As a result of that the WinMX World Chief PR Consultant has been promoted to a newly created position of "Cheif WinMX World Toilet Cleaner", the creation of this new position has also had the unintended side effect that you now longer need to hold your breath when walking in to the WinMX World toilets, and for that we have you to thank.

Thank you for helping make the toilets hygienic with your poem.

[GhostShip]

:shock:  

Merry xmas to you too KM  

Nice lines Wombat,  cheers For your upbeat and inspiring words from us all here  

[KM]

btw ghostship, the middle cubicle in the 11th floor toilets is still blocked... (it's been blocked for over 10 hours now and is starting to smell like vladd...)

[GhostShip]

... God ,some folks are never happy with the service I offer :roll:

I would like all the users to know I have suffered a pay cut again .. (whats half of nothing folks ??)

I think I may need to call in arbitration on this one, inhuman activities such as the 11th floor toilets are surely jobs for the undead.

[WOMBAT]

Thanx For Your Choice Replies
But I'm A Little Confused Why You Would Want To
Use That Smelly Toilet On The 11th Floor When There
Is A Fully Functional One Outside MX HQ

If Your Not Sure Here Is The "Cheif WinMx World Toilet Cleaner"
"Hear Me" Modelling Outside This Ultra Modern Facility.

If Your Not Sure On How To Use These Facilities Please Go To
The Tutorial Section Under C.R.A.P. Formerly Listed As D.R.M.
or Follow This Link

http:/wipeurarse.com/ifyourshy

[GhostShip]

For optimum efficiency that bin needs to be moved as most folks are not shaped like a duck billed platypus...  just speaking for a few hours of experience mind  

[Me Here]

PMSL .. cause i couldnt do it..  

[ñòóKýçrÕôK]

Thanx For Your Choice Replies
But I'm A Little Confused Why You Would Want To
Use That Smelly Toilet On The 11th Floor When There
Is A Fully Functional One Outside MX HQ

If Your Not Sure Here Is The "Cheif WinMx World Toilet Cleaner"
"Hear Me" Modelling Outside This Ultra Modern Facility.

If Your Not Sure On How To Use These Facilities Please Go To
The Tutorial Section Under C.R.A.P. Formerly Listed As D.R.M.
or Follow This Link

http:/wipeurarse.com/ifyourshy

wel SHI.., I mean PI ..., I mean CRA ..., I mean... WELL!
Well I aint even sure what I mean now! I could do it.  :twisted: Would stand up and shake it at them too just in case.  

[Stevi]

I have created a Robot to take care of that toilet on the eleventh floor. The only problem was that then I tested it the darn thing blew up. I cant explain it. The robot doesnt have the ability to smell things. I am currently rebuilding the robot and I will be done shortly.

I hope it dont blow up this time.

Also I need a name for the robot. Can someone help me out. I have been thinking about the name Vladd...... I need your opinions...

[KM]

go with your first instincts

[bughunter]

after close examination of said toilet on the 11th floor, i have noticed a pair of feet sticking out of it......to my amazement it was vladd looking for a functioning pie cache server.....guess pie really is in the shit "literally"

[Stevi]

I must have lost my memory.....

I cant remember where my office is......oi

HELP.......I lost my office.......

[Stevi]

I found it...... If nobody has seen it here it is....





I also found the server room

[KM]

that used to be my office, but i had to get a couple more computers and there wasn't room on the desk, so i had to move to a bigger office



that's my new office, sorry about the mess but i havent had time to put my computers somewhere out of the way yet