Animal Testing for P2P is Wrong!

[Me Here]

This is the story of Beano.

Beano was part of a large animal testing program for Slimewire.  Yes I know its disturbing to hear folks but its true. 

He wasnt always the chuckling, chatting, WinMx using horse you see below. 
For years he was subjected to Slimewire and fears he's suffered permanent psychological damage as a result. 
Since his rescue by animal activists to Frontcone Farms hes been able to enjoy a life of luxury and fun with WinMX.
He no longer lives in fear of the RIAA and frequents the Chat rooms spreading his story.  He is a bit sensitive about his typing skills so if you have a bad typer in your rooms, Beano says "hosts please remember.. typing with hooves is harder then it sounds".

[Josh]

0.o :shock:

[Stevi]

And who ever said that animals cant use winmx????

Well whoever it was they were wrong.....lol

[ñòóKýçrÕôK]

Would it be right to call him a chathog?? Perhaps we could get together and make the dear animal an adapter for his front hooves so that he can pinpoint single keys more effectively. Animals have rights to ya know?

[WOMBAT]

It's A Trick

If Ya Look Closely He's Reading The Racing Guide On Teletext !