MALE OR FEMALE That Is The Question
You may not know that many non-living items are actually male or female,
for example :
1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in and
you can see right through them.
2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.
3. Tyres -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit on.
7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control -- Female..... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
11. Win MX -- Obviously Female Cause it can be a cow to get right. It took
a man to fix it properly. Sometimes Its up sometimes its down. Can give
you hours of pleasure if in the right mood. Tends to go off the rails about
once a month. Gives you the impression that your gettin something for
nothing.
