Author Topic: Do you Suffer From Boredom? Well Theres A Cure! (Read 1576 times)

Cerebral · « **on:** January 27, 2007, 03:44:06 pm »

Do you Suffer From Boredom?
Do you Suffer From Stress?
Do you Worry?
WELL THERE IS A DRUG THAT CAN HELP!

As a Doctor i perscribe Winmx

*Winmx isnt for everyone inluding people who like pie and like to be a looser
*side affects include addictiveness , a funny feeling in your tummy(happyness) and free stuff

Max™ · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2007, 04:06:25 pm »

*rolls on floor laughing uncontrollably*

Me Here · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2007, 05:58:52 pm »

I am here to provide a testimonial for this product. I have not been paid to say this.

WinMX has changed my life, you should try it too..

Good one CA... *giggles*

tig · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2007, 01:51:20 am »

In the interests of peoples health, WINMX has side effects...
You will spend more time at the computer
The ejoyment you feel from using your computer will increase
Those "are you on the pc again" looks from an unenlightened partner will increase in frequency and severity
WINMX has been known to aid in the treatment of "are you on the pc again" looks

WINMX should be taken with adequate amounts of sleep
failure to follow these instructions may decrease the curative effects of WINMX

As with most drugs, WINMX has changed from a prescribed treatment for boredom and is now recognised as a recreational drug.
Please enjoy WINMX in moderation (note a moderate amount of time to enjoy WINMX is between 0 and 24 hours a day)

Cerebral · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2007, 01:59:02 am »

Hey whos the doctor here

(are you one too)

Me Here · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:49:52 am »

Sorry CA but i think there is a (Audiobook) - Certify yourself as a WinMX Doctor in 5 easy steps.mp3 going around.. there maybe quite a few..

The good news is .. im still just a MX Nurse...

Max™ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2007, 09:06:22 am »

you#re safe, i cant be a doctor, im too busy being a Dink

Stevi · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2007, 08:28:17 pm »

WinMX is a prescription that I prescribe to all my friends (even family) who suffer from stress, uncontrollable boredom, and also anti-socialism. This drug works and I have heard nothing but good things from it. I will continue to prescribe this to anyone who comes to me with these symptoms.

HEHE