Author Topic: Omega builds WinMxGroup HQ A New Kitchen (Read 1707 times)

Stevi · « **on:** March 06, 2006, 05:37:58 am »

Well ok....I didnt build it.....I hired someone but i think you all will like it

KM · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2006, 06:14:05 am »

that's no good, there's no microwave - how am i meant to cook anything???

Bearded Blunder · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2006, 06:21:43 am »

You could install a woman instead KM cooking is in fact woman's work...... (jk)

* braces himself for the flame responses *

Me Here · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:07:13 am »

Humm...

I almost agree with you Bearded, in todays modern world though you have to be careful. I also thought at one time that KM should install a woman, however I have changed my mind. Even with his vast knowledge of the universe, I dont think KM is capable of installing a woman correctly. Its not as easy as installing a peer cache..

Installing a woman takes skills not many men posses, they often rush through the installations and find that they have destabilized things and require a complete reformat of their lives afterwards..

I suggest you hold off on the installation and just get a microwave, a big screen tv, and a dog...

I want to know where the coffee maker is, these all nighters I am going to need lots of caffeine...

WOMBAT · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2006, 05:25:58 pm »

Touche

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Stevi · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2006, 05:31:58 pm »

Well if you havent noticed that that is only half of the kitchen

the microwave and the other appliences are on the other side.

I could help KM build that woman. I know a lil about building women. I know all the ins and outs. LMAO YOU GUYS ARE SICK!!!! LMAO

Also why would you want to build a woman when I am hiring world class chef Emeril to cook for us. Oh and there will always be me. You guys dont know that I am always on top of things. EWWW YOU GUYS ARE SICK FOR THINKING THAT!!!!! LMAO

WOMBAT · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2006, 05:40:47 pm »

Looks Like Time For Someone To Eat Some Shito

Have Sent You Some Omega To Try Out In The

New HQ Kitchie. Microwave Would Be Handy

WOMBAT · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2006, 06:13:07 pm »

Eeenie Meeenie Miinie Moe
Painted "Me Here" On Fingers & Toe
But Not To Worry It's Just For Show
Cause I Did It All With Paint Shop Pro

Don't Let The Big Boys Put You Down
And Treat You Like A Rag Doll Clown
Cause I Know You Can Make Them Frown
By Letting Them Know With Adjective & Noun

You Have More Brains Than Just Kitchen Maid
And Once You Speak, They'll All Be Afraid
Just Get The Honeywell 101 And Start To Play
I'm Sure Then, They Won't Have Much To Say

By The Way, Thanks For Putting Back The Face Of Wink
The Picture Fairy Was OK, But I Just Think
This One Suits You With Your Eyes Of Pink
And Definately Doesn't Match The Kitchen Sink

Time For Me To Go Again, Alas, But True
But I've Enjoyed My Time In The Human Zoo
And When I Tell You, I Say It's Nothing New
Goodnight, God Bless, Take Care All Of You

Le Wombat 07 MAR 06

p.s. "KM" Definately Could Do With A Maid With The Look Of His Office