I notice this section has been noticeably quiet in
my absence so i'd better add a few bits just to
keep it fresh and up to date. This is a section i
like to call KM Logic ( OMG sound like letterman )
cause all these quotes etc i could imagine KM
inventing them or at least using them in his repetoire ....
"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
"I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents."
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
"How could this be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?"
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour."
"If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb."
"The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable."
"The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket."
"Hi, my name is KM, how do you like me so far?"
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's."
