Author Topic: 10 Things WinMX Users Want For Christmas (Read 8384 times)

Me Here · « **on:** December 05, 2005, 12:08:27 am »

Number 10)

Glickman heard saying, "Umm.. Bubba would like the soap again, please dear god get me a private cell!"

Me Here · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2005, 10:40:03 pm »

Number 9)

Fred Amoroso Macrovision's Newest CEO, responsible for flooding the WPN and other p2p networks with bogus files.

Shovelling elephant shit with a smile, instead of 'bullshit' files....

Me Here · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2005, 10:41:39 am »

Number 8 )

Arrest Report:
Name: Matt Oppenheim
Occupation: Legal representative of the RIAA/MPAA
Aliases: x-ambulance chaser, legal lamer

Charges: Continuing to file frivolous lawsuits against minors and dead people. Extortion, and racketeering, attempted blackmail, and misappropriations of artists royalties.

Guest · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2005, 04:36:40 pm »

Me Here · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:27:46 pm »

Number 7)

The FBI finally spending American's tax money to find the real international terrorists that threaten freedom.

Me Here · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2005, 07:57:37 am »

Number 6)

*Terrible screams are heard from behind the walls and barbwire*

"...But man, those new prisoners sure scream like little bitches.." The guard says with a chuckle...

Me Here · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:28:32 am »

Number 5)

To meet the woman of your dreams...

...And pray to god your not cybering with this one along the way... :shock:

Me Here · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2005, 02:43:09 am »

Number 4)

Do I really need to add anything to this one for you to understand? I think it speaks volumes as is...

Me Here · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2005, 06:43:38 pm »

Number 3)

Great gift idea for the WinMxer that has it all..

Stevi · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2005, 06:50:07 pm »

LMFAO i dont even think that is possible

Me Here · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2005, 07:04:28 pm »

Number 2)

Well actually this one is for ALL p2p folks, I am quite sure anyone could afford the peanuts it would cost to buy off this jury.

Me Here · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2005, 12:16:04 pm »

Number 1)

No more 'brb' to drive to the liquor store folks!! Get your WinMx Alcohol Plugin v2.4 today!!

This plugin is versatile, and allows you to directly download your favorite alcoholic beverage from the the convenience of your favorite Chat Room. Its simple to use and easy to install, just drop it into your WinMx folder and restart. Remember folks PLEASE SHARE, its only fair to share your alcoholic beverages with the rest of the WPN.

By law we are required to have the 'Sobriety Tester Filter', but if your too drunk to see the 'Code' to type, some folks have called their kids to the computer to crack that for them...

Although this WinMx Alcohol Plugin is finally out of it's beta stages there is still one bug we are trying to fix, often a slow connection such as 56kers will find the ice has melted before the download completes, but hey we cant MAKE you get dsl!!

Any complaints or bugs you find using this WinMx Alcohol Plugin will be dealt with appropriately, Simply post them on some other site, cause frankly it works fine for us, we're drunk and dont give a shit if yours doesnt work ..

Merry F**king Christmas get drunk and make merry, but dont drive!!

If your looking for the download link, YOU DONT NEED this your already drunk!!!

Zepposircarressith · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2005, 01:11:56 pm »

Look at the cat it says Merry christmas and im to drunk to be awake!!!!!!!!!

..Ñøßß¥.. · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2005, 01:17:41 pm »

lol Mehere, very good, i think your onto a winner there, although i have a few things you may wish to consider:

on v2.5 could you include a temperature setting, i require beer chilled to 4 degrees??

also please could you offer the following plugins:

- Kebab version 3.01
- RCMS (Room Cmds Made Simple - drunk admins edition)
- Metis Bot (including the #cleanuppuke cmd)
- Beer Gaurdian2
- Sherweed

Also i have heard rumours of a Alcohol attack tool, this tool has been used to flood serveral rooms with alcohol, i NEED a copy of this, purely to evaluate it ofc!

Merry Christmas all!!!

Me Here · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2005, 01:55:52 pm »

Tempature settings are being worked on however as mentioned the connection speeds are causing problems, as for some of your other suggestions

The RCMS commands are conflicting with the BeerMX commands and the admins are confused as hell when the /me is drinking %BEERNAME%, is displayed.

Metis scripting is going ok, but the <Onenter>Clean the puke up of %RAWNAME% is causing it to wipe users asses'. (If any metis scriptors would like to help with this just pm me)

Beer Guardian would be a great Idea but we found that the menu they use is blocking Tequilla!!

Sherweed also has proven problematic as its not updating the buds properly!

Any suggestions on these will be taken lightly!!

As for the Alcohol Attack tool... umm we dont know what your talking about... :roll:

..Ñøßß¥.. · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2005, 02:22:36 pm »

Quote from: Me Here

As for the Alcohol Attack tool... umm we dont know what your talking about... :roll:

Quit covering it up Mehere i know you know that this tool is known about, and that others not only know about it but know others are known to be using it.

If any rooms get flooded with Alcohol, i feel its my duty to be ready and willing to help empty the flooded room as fast as possible. If you wont share the tool at least add a straw DL to v2.5

Me Here · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2005, 02:41:08 pm »

All rumors!!

We did do some testing of back door exploits on the RCMS.. BUT THATS ALL.. we swear ..

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2005, 05:56:38 pm »

lmfao

Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** December 22, 2005, 03:34:56 am »

hmmmm, beer and alcholic beverages are great but wheres the food, i mean i get hungry a lot, and i dont like getting up when im in the middle of a good

conversation. And what about making a mute wife and kids plugin, god i would use that alot. Just some suggestions.

Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2005, 03:36:59 am »

wheres the easy button?

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