You might be a troll if...

[silicon_toad2000]

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's 'you might be a redneck if...'

I thought I would start this thread to poke a bit of fun at trolls and their tactics.

[White Stripes]

...if you ruin a filesharing network for everyone for ~2years

[reef]

....if you attempt to antagonize a group of people who in their free time work on projects, not only for themselves but  for thousands of others and ask for nothing in return except common courtesy.

[silicon_toad2000]

...if you find yourself taking an opposing view just to stir up debate, even if you actually agree with what has been said.

[Will]

...if you have a client that no one else has.

[silicon_toad2000]

.. if you have multiple accounts for the same forum just so you can agree with yourself

[reef]

...if you have multiple accounts for the same forum just so you can disagree with yourself  (i believe it has been done lol)

[WhiteLightningX]

...if you call yourself "whitelightning" as an ego boost because you're the slowest person known to mankind. ;D