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The Golden Urinal
« on: February 06, 2014, 05:23:41 am »
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and
is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

"Where the hell have you been all night?" she

"At this new bar," he says. "The Golden
Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden
doors, a golden floor and even the urinal is gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next
day checks the phone book, finding a place across town
called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check
her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the
bartender answers the phone.

"Yes it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender
yelling, "Hey, Charlie, I think I got a lead on the guy
that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

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Re: The Golden Urinal
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