Author Topic: Have A LOL moment? (Read 25014 times)

Me Here · « **on:** May 20, 2005, 01:54:17 am »

This thread is being put on here for a little good news and humor from around the WinMX World.

If you have any funny quotes, or moments from rooms.. or pics to add feel free...
I would like to see this section be fun and also show folks what a great community WinMX really is.

Enjoy and ...
As always..

Happy Hunting

WOMBAT · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2006, 02:23:57 pm »

You There ? "Me Here" Cause I'm Here Too
Again I Surf The Human Zoo
Some Of It False, Some Of It True
And Faces Of, Some Old, Some New

I'm Glad Yu Smiled The Other Day
Cause Yu All Deserve A Rise In Pay
I Don't Know Any Other Way
To Tell Yu Not To Go, But Stay

I Am Quite Partial to Chicken Flavour
And Steak & Kidney I Tend To Savour
But For All Intent & Puposes I Cannot Labour
To Eat Humble MX Pie & Redirect Behaviour

Whats With That Lot ? Its Every Session
They Must Be Suffering from Depression
It Seems They Never learn Their Lesson
Oh Well ! We'll Just Have To Keep Em Guessing

Sorry I Can't Speak Italian Or Japanese
"Vene Qua" Or "Itchy Ban" Is All I Can Squeeze
From My Limited Vocab, But I'm On My Knees
To Those people Who Did It Without Any Fees

Now There's A Lesson To Be Learned
Peoples Trust & Help Are Not Hijacked But Earned
No Wonder So Many People, The Dark Side Spurned
And Came To Here, So As Not to Get Burned

The Connection Issue Seems To Be Falling
With PG2 & Sherwood Stopping The Stalling
Somehow I Think I've Missed My Calling
But My Spelling Sometimes Is Appalling

A Problem Seems To Be Restrictive ISP
Don't Get No Service, And Pay Big Fee
They Must Be Rubbing Their Hands With Glee
For That, We'll Just Have To Wait And See

All For Now, I Have To Go
But I'll Be Back, Of That I Know
To Join The Great WIN MX Show
To Lift Your Spirits To High, Not Low !

Le WOMBAT 23 JAN 06

Me Here · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2006, 11:39:53 am »

WOMBAT · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2006, 05:46:02 pm »

Hello Hello It's Good To Be Back
Glad To See You Haven't Got The Sack
Cause There Would Be A Severe Lack
Of Talent To Educate The WIN MX Pack

Got 2.2 It's Going Great
Although Adverts Seem A Little Late
With Bated Breath We All Wait
For The Next KM 2.3 Update

Everyones Worried About Altering Host
Oh Ye Of Little Faith, Make The Most
Of The Magic Of KM, I Give You A Toast
Cause I Know KM Is Not One To Boast

Whats This? "Me Here" Wants To be Like "Vladd"
Me Thinks "Me Here" Would be Very Sad
To Change The Gender Of The One She Had
Even if It Was Just A Passing Fad

Stop Press. Canadians Vote Out RIAA Stooly
There Obviously Not Easy To fooly
Those Icy People Must Be Oh So Cooly
To Use The People Power Tooly

The Marvels Of Modern Day Technology
To Produce A Black & White Photo Of Washington DC
Even With Their Hairstyles From 1963
And Protest For Win Mx To keep It Free

I Like The Caption, It's A Little Gem
But I Think It Should Read "Spot The KM"
And Whois On the Left, The Fatale Femme
"Me Here" No I'll Guess Again

It's Not for Me To Spin Or Jive
But In My Browser Theres Only Five
Hope The Others Are Still Alive
Maybe Their Signs Read "Save MX Pie"

Have To Fire Up The Paint Shop Pro
So Like You, I Can Share And Show
And Hopefully Bring A Fire Or Glow
Of Humour To The LOL Show

Thanx For Once Again Listening To My Rhyme
But Unfortunately, I'm Out Of Time
Just Enough Left For One More Line
May All Your Days Be Oh So Fine.......

Le WOMBAT 01 FEB 06

Stevi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2006, 06:13:09 pm »

hehe

Me Here · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2006, 06:53:02 pm »

I soo bad love these.. <3 !!!

WOMBAT · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2006, 03:15:43 pm »

RIAA NEW EMPLOYEE POLICY : Effective 01 February 2006

DRESS CODE

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

TOILET USE

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

LUNCH BREAK

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

IN CONCLUSION

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

..Ñøßß¥.. · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2006, 03:42:32 pm »

Stevi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2006, 05:05:03 pm »

OMG

I wanna get a job there j/k LMFAO

p2p rules · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:23:23 am »

WOMBAT · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2006, 02:36:55 pm »

Can Someone Please Tell Me Where I Can upload An Image
To Post It Here Thanx ????????????????????????????????????

KM · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2006, 02:44:10 pm »

that employee policy looks familiar...

edit: oh yes, i remember now, that's a direct quote from our employee handbook at work...

WOMBAT · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2006, 02:53:00 pm »

I Forget To Say "Plagerism" Was My Middle Name!!
Hope There Was No Copyright On It .

Me Here · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2006, 04:34:09 pm »

Wombat,

There are several places on the net that allow free image uploads and then you can use those urls for your posts.

here are a few I like to use:
http://photobucket.com/
http://www.free-webhosts.com/free-image-hosting.php
http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/photocenter/index.php

The first is the one i use most frequently.. have fun.. caint wait to see em.. giggles..

WOMBAT · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:42:27 pm »

Thanx

I'll Try That

Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:55:11 pm »

WOMBAT · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:56:06 pm »

That's How Ya Make Porridge. I see

Me Here · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2006, 06:14:57 pm »

LOL

WOMBAT · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2006, 06:56:58 pm »

Thankyou For Being So Gracious, And Deleting My Mistake
Cause Sometimes It's Hard When You're On Your Pat Or Jake
And It Is So Easy, For You, The Advantage To Take
But Now We Can See Now How Genuine You Are, And Not Fake

Le WOMBAT 03 FEB 06

Stevi · « **Reply #19 on:** February 02, 2006, 07:01:39 pm »

WoooOOOoooOOoOOoooooOOoooooOoooo

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